Friday, July 9, 2010

Courtesy of Drunk Cyclist….

Cat Fight!
Posted on July 9, 2010 by Flodizzle
Categories: Rants, Tour de France

Wow, sparks and tempers were flaring after today’s stage! Nothing screams “Lil Bitch” more than a couple cyclists clad in lycra and funny shoes tussling in public. And to make matters worse, Quick Step rider Carlos Barredo used a spare wheel to aid in his bitch slapping. You wanna kick dude’s ass? First take off your tap dancing shoes, then step up, square up and clock the fugger right in the grill. Or better yet, grab his trachea and squeeze that shit like you’re juicing an orange. Otherwise, go ice your nuts and chill. That reminds me….who was that dude on the National scene a few years back who purportedly picked up a 2×4 post race to finish a fight?


Hey, any one riding tomorrow morning?

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Where? When? Who? Gotta be someone slower than you to ride with! I don't feel like a pedal-till-ya-puke kinda ride :)

JDOUG said...

8:30 Krug?

JDOUG said...

Good riding, hope some of you got out....

Prozenberger said...

Roberto Gaggioli was teh guy who attacked Johnny Sundt with a 2x4.