Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Ride from hell yesterday....

Went out for a “quick” loop yesterday though Krug and should have known things weren’t going to go my way when I go to put my jersey on and the flippin zipper is busted. Well, I am going to ride anyway so I tuck the front into my shorts in a lame attempted to keep it kind of closed and a little less “faabulous”…
Not more than a mile or so in I am all over the place, both tires are really low. So I stop to air them up with a CO2 because I am lazy, can’t get the damn thing to work… Turns out I have used all the ones I have with me, damn it. I don’t like using my hand pump because its so small it takes forever. Luckily enough for me BradBob came by while I was sweating away on pump number 645 and hooked me up with some CO2.. THANKS BUDDY!!
Onward I go, legs feeling pretty good, not wonderful, but I think I am going to be able to put in a pretty good lap time.. (Hoppy, I knocked about 45-50 seconds off my best time).
So I finish pretty spent when I come to realize my F-ing phone flipped out of my holder! So its out there somewhere, I have a pretty good idea where it is, and I will have to climb that son of a bitch power-line hill backwards to get it! (Insert many, many explicatives here)
So off I go to try and find it. Luckily enough for me I did get it, right about where I thought it would be, however at this time I realize that the Cateye computer in which I have borrowed from BradBob is not on my handlebars. (You have got to be F-ing kidding me!)
No worries Brad, I found the damn thing which was a bit harder than finding a phone let me tell you…
Sorry this post is so long, but I had to share!!

2 comments:

Doc A said...

Probably one of the funniest things I've read! Thanks for sharing!

Anonymous said...

real funny, up to the point where he lost the cateye I let him borrow! BradBob